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| The great Indian batting line-up: Too many runs, too much awesomeness |
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Partnerships
Saturday, October 25, 2014
PhotoBlog: A day in Jersey City
Thanks then, to the Gods, for ensuring a day of glorious weather. The morning started with an invitation from my uncle to gatecrash a wedding. A pretty nice North Indian - South Indian fusion ABCD wedding it was then. I got to witness a "Baraat" in this part of the world.
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| Mare-Not Horse |
The wedding was held at the Hyatt Regency by the Hudson, and I can affirmatively say that no other place can offer such a breathtaking view both of Midtown and Downtown Manhattan. One of the advantages of living in Jersey City and Hoboken is the view of both the skylines (especially from Exchange Place), which you obviously can't obtain in Manhattan itself. :-)
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| Midtown Madness Downtown |
Mandatory Boastful Comment: The green building right beside 1, Bryant Park is where I spend most of my waking hours. :D. From the entrance of the building (below), it does look pretty amazing. (Credits for this photo: Souvik Roy).
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| 1095, AoA |
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| Jantar Mantar #6 Location: Amdavad of the Western Hemisphere |
There was a "Indian festival of lights" celebration at Exchange Place, hosted by yet another Indian cultural association. While most gigs involved kids dancing to "Barso Re", there was this amazing performance by a fusion band called Mind Mind Motion, which had 4 guys, one each on guitar, sitar, tabla and percussion.
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| Sitar and Guitar: They rhyme well |
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| Still a very Super Bowl |
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| Location: Not Ecuador |
To wrap up things, there was a rock concert at a cemetery / graveyard.
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| The Dead shall arise (thanks to all the Rock) |
No seriously, there was a concert stage near the yellow and blue flags on the pic. In fact, there was this banner outside the cemetery. So much for All Souls day, Souls resting in peace etc etc.
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| Next Event - Tales from the Crypt: Halloween Walking Tour, Oct 31 |
A good day's work then.
Cheers
Disclaimer: Jersey City Improvement Council has not paid me to write this blog post.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Lyrical Ludicrousness-2: Yo!
Wait, the Woofer-Amplifier song is not sung by Yo! ?? Turns out that Its some Pak-Dutch singer named Imran Khan, though, looking at the two images below, you'd be tempted to believe that they are brothers-in-arms roaming through the myriad malls of Gurgaon.
So, more research then. Google search, and there is a website which shows the lyrics of all his songs. At the very first glance, the songs all have a common underlying theme:
Location: Some awesome party in some god-forsaken location in Gurgaon.
Subject: Some beautiful, well-dressed girl
Topic of Discussion: Make-up used -> Drink which she is having -> Next Steps
Next Steps: Shit like penthouse / top floor; calling "father-in-law" blah blah. (I am not going to elaborate on this)
Notable Song titles: Alcoholic, Love Dose, Chal Mere Ghar, Chaar Bottle Vodka, Weed Pila de, Main Sharabi
Safe to say that if certain sections of NCR youth actually start believing / getting inspired by this stuff, we are in a mess. Last I heard, Yo^2 songs are being sung at birthday parties of 10-year old kids.That, if true, is even scarier news.
On a parting note, I heard that the movie "Xpose", which released recently, featured both HimeshBhai and Yo!, which features Himesh as an sacked-cop-turned-actor........
Really?
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Lyrical Ludicrousness-1: REPEAT!
Saturday, March 22, 2014
The Great Indian election: The Stars are Aligning
http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/reel-life-to-real-life-twitter-war-between-bjps-kirron-kher-and-aaps-gul-panag/
Through the link above, we also now know which side Tusshar Kapoor is on.
I hereby promise not to import any more gold for
my personal decorative purposes.
For the uninitiated, Gaptane Vijayakanth is the one person who can send villains flying simply by doing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcfIY5sFIM
May Battle Royale commence!
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Kollywood, Non-violence and Pongal releases
As I figured out from the trailers, the main characters in both the movies subject the movie watchers to all of the above. They are local overlords/dons, who don't think twice while thumping 20 people at a go for justice/business/family/spectator entertainment (and making Newton turn in his grave for the nth time). Cue: Book your tickets, keep your brains at home, grab a seat and enjoy. However, as things turned out, there was a slight departure from the usual script.
Now, we have seen enough "Don" / "Dada" / "Thalapathi" movies over the years in tamil movies (Too many of them to name, I will leave it to the reader to look up on wikipedia). The hero, named/nicknamed
The two aforementioned movies, however, marked a slight departure from the above trends, where the title characters are.....er....reformed by different sources, instead of glorifying their righteous (?) causes. The storylines are as under: (Spoiler alert, but then, who cares, you know what to expect in the movie within the first 10 minutes).
1) Jilla: We have the title character who has, in one case, witnessed his father's death at the hands of a policeman as a young boy, and subsequently brought up by his father's boss, the mafioso. He becomes the (adopted) father's right hand man, and the adopted eldest sibling to his father's real children. He also grows up despising everything about the police force to the extent of not wearing khakhi shorts as a school boy. However, things take a twist when the father asks his son to become a policeman, so that he is able to control the police force. The son witnesses a major incident that reforms him (aided no doubt by his lady love, who is a policewoman). From then on, he tries to dismantle his father's empire, though the presence of a third party common enemy within the family is standard fare.
2) Veeram: Title character Thala Ajith, (not exactly a mafioso, but someone ready to resort to violent ways quite often), has devoted most of his adult life to bringing up his young brothers (Cue: Heavy caring non-marrying elder brother sentiment). He (and his four younger brothers) are violent, without being morally wrong, and bash up wrongdoing businessmen, rival dons etc. Thala Ajith's resolve to stay unmarried is broken by a girl who looks 20 years younger, and has a name used by our great-grandmothers (to add to it, he falls in love because she has the same name as his childhood "sweetheart").
Here, the twist in the tale comes in the form of the lady love's father being a non violence adherent. Cue: The brothers end up shaving for a change, and promise never to raise their arm on anyone. However, third party villains now have their eyes on the peaceful, close-knit large family of the lady love. The job of the hero is to now protect the family against the evil forces attacking them, while letting the family sleep peacefully at night, since "they have reformed us, they have shown us rustic blokes what family means"
This makes for an interesting paradigm shift in Kollywood. Not sure about whether the masses are impressed, but these two movies sure do get a few brownie points at least for "not negatively influencing the youth".
NOTE: This post is a light-hearted take on this years' Pongal releases. There is no intention to hurt anyone's sentiments about the movie or about the actors themselves.
Tam Glossary for the uninitiated:
Thalapathi: Commander / Ringleader
Thangachi/Amma Sentiment: Sentimental scenes involving the Younger sister/Mother of the title character, often causing flooding in cinema halls.
Thala: Head (Both in the physiological and leadership context)/ Boss / Leader
Monday, October 14, 2013
SRT10 - A timeline
The greatest batsman, after Sir Don Bradman, the most worshipped cricketer ever, will exit the stage after 24 years (almost to the day, depending on when his last test match finishes). Few men have....wait, no other cricketer has ever commanded the sort of adulation, respect, love and frenzy, which the little master has commanded.
A summary of his cricketing journey, from a boy who was first exposed to cricket with the word "Sachin".
Pre-1993: Too young to remember anything
1994: Yaar, Sachin kya khelta hai
1996 World Cup - Sachin lost us the match....he was dismissed on 90. (Ind - Aus match, Brabourne Stadium)
1996 World Cup - Semifinal: Sachin scored 65 out of 120 runs...the team is useless.
Early 1997 - India's tour of SA.
Sachin is as amazing as usual, it takes a catch like this to dismiss him. He is the best, by far, in this team. But wait, this lad called Rahul Dravid seems suited to test cricket.
1997- Independence Cup: The team is no longer playing well. Sachin is not a good captain.
1998 - Silver Jubilee Independence Cup, Dhaka
The captaincy is gone, the master is back. He bats like a dream, he bowls well, he fields like a terrier.
1998 - Australia's tour to India: Chennai
The master is in full flow....takes Shane Warne and Gavin Robertson to the cleaners. Subsequent talk of nightmares for a worn-out Warne.
1998 - Sharjah - Desert Storm.
_/\_ is all I can say.
1999-2000 - Captaincy 2.0, A not-so-savoury experience, leading to a premature resignation
Glenn McGrath conjuring a new dismissal, ABW - Arm before wicket.
2001-2002: A crucial contributor in India's newfound resilience abroad. By this time, Rahul Dravid, VVS and Dada, the Captain have stepped in to share the workload.
2003 World Cup - The top scorer, 1 century, 6 scores in the 90s, player of the tournament.
And of course, those two sixes against Caddick and Shoaib.
2004 - Restrained batsmanship, but no less effective.
Late 2004-Late 2007: The years of the slide. Injuries took their toll, his form was inconsistent, Greg Chappell also had a part to play. And all of us believed at that point that Ricky Ponting has to overtake the Master Blaster.
How wrong we were! :)
Never Mind, that moment wasn't far away
The canteen was, well, in delirium.
World Cup 2011: Well, everyone won the World Cup for him. Richly deserved for the greatest ODI cricketer there ever has been, and there ever will be.
After World Cup 2011, the path hasn't been as glorious. Maybe, you may have retired a few months earlier. Having said that, we do have the joy of watching you twice. Hope you give us a parting century Sir.
There may be allegations placed on him, such as playing for records, not rising to adverse circumstances and 4th innings chases, non - payment of taxes on the Ferrari (which, by the way, was gifted to him, and not purchased. This is why he had asked for the waiver).
Sachin, while being close enough to godliness, still is a human being. Everyone would cherish a century, or a landmark, such as playing 200 tests. What matters is that he played for the team. And speaking of not playing under adverse circumstances, one can only count the number of occasions, when he has laid the platform for his teammates to score, only for them to collapse like a pack of cards, once he is dismissed.
Above all, his style of play, an all round game comprising all the shots in the book have provided joy to innumerable Indians for a quarter of a century. And all this has been achieved with utmost grace and humility. Guys like me first heard the name "Sachin" in conjunction with the game of cricket.
Thank you SRT for all the joy and memories, and farewell!
Saturday, August 10, 2013
"No No Lungi Dance"
1) The movie is named "Chennai Express"?
2) He is simply making fun of the Phenomenon?
3) This is actually an earnest tribute gone wrong?
4) None of the above.
The song goes as follows:
"Moochon ko round ghumaake" (Now, when did Rajini do that? That can be done by "Gaptane", and "Gaptane alone")
"Anna ke jaisa chashma lagake (Ok, part of Rajini's mannerisms, but why "Anna"? Standard male south Indian name?)
"Coconut mein lassi milaake....... (Need I say more? How do you mix a coconut with lassi? Or do they mean coconut water?)
.....................
All you Rajni fans, don't miss the chance...........Lungi dance (x100)
"
"Facepalm"
Rajini is widely perceived to be the Indian Chuck Norris (though he has recently been usurped by HRH 10008 Sir Ravindrasinh Anirudhsinh Jadeja), who can kill 2 goons with one bullet, prepare class notes now called Wikipedia blah blah. While his mannerisms, (the swirling of the cigar/chewing gum, the salute, the raised index finger) form a core part of his acting, he is more than just his mannerisms, and has a great volume of good movies to show for. I may have hardly seen a few of his classics, but would recommend "Thalapathi" to everyone (with subtitles for non-Tamil speakers"). He stood his own ground in the movie, in the presence of stalwarts such as Mammootty, Anupam Kher. He has a strong background in theatre, and has, in the past, acted in comic roles, and also as a negative character in his first few movies.
Rajini Sir is by a fair distance the most bankable star in India, you wouldn't see tickets pre-booked for 2 weeks in advance for any other movie anywhere in India, or for that matter, the world. This level of adulation is down to portraying a relatable character on-screen, amazing screen presence (better than any current actor, in my opinion), energetic performances (better than most 20-30 year olds on screen), together with his occasional mannerisms. In cinema-crazy TN, where cinestars are worshipped, it does help that he has remained humble, down-to-earth, appreciative of fellow film star.
I am a recent convert to the Rajini cult. In fact, I wasn't even willing to watch "Sivaji the Boss" in Telugu (I was in Hyderabad then), and was forced into watching the same by Mandu. It didn't matter which language I saw the movie in, the effect remained the same. That's the charisma of Thalaiva.
SRK has some distance to go before attaining the levels of adulation of Rajini Sir (relative levels of course). There is quite a bit scope to make it large. Using the lungi dance, coconut lassi, and other such gimmicks as a "tribute" to Rajini Sir, simply ain't funny.
Movie Review - Chennai Express
The good thing was that the tamilian actors spoke in Tamil, and not Mehmood-ian Hindi. Having said that, sub titles for the Tamil portions were definitely required.
The only person actually speaking Mehmood-ian Hindi was Deepika, and it was atrocious. No, atrocious is an understatement, though it did improve towards the ending portions. Surprise, surprise, her Tamil lines were decently delivered (without dubbing). And yes, she did look gorgeous. Wonder why Karan Johar chose Alia Bhatt for playing the role of a tamilian girl in the movie adaptation of '2 states'. Deepika looks more intelligent, more like a Tamil girl, and can pull off Tamil lines too.
That apart, nothing exceptional about this movie. Typical Rohit Shetty-keep-your-brains-at-home timepass movie, with cars being blown up, ruffians being roughed up by an idealistic hero blah blah, and the aruval being added to the mix. The storyline was evident from the trailer itself, so no rocket science there. And some SRK PJs delivered by SRK himself.
The worst bit about the movie is the ending 'Lungi Dance': pathetic and unnecessary. Rather than being a tribute, it pokes fun of Rajini, saying things like 'moochon ko round ghumake', 'coconut mein lassi', which are 1) not characteristic of Rajini, 2) sound excessively stereotypical. What else could you expect from Honey Singh though? He gets lesser respect than Tusshar Kapoor, which is an achievement in itself.
On a parting note, has SRK joined some citizen's forum? During the course of the movie, he says : 'Never underestimate the power of the common man.' at least 240 times.
Monday, August 05, 2013
Anarchy
In so many ways, the traffic refers to the chaotic manner of functioning Indians are used to in general. While thriving in chaos is a positive on your cv, it doesn't imply that we should face chaos and only chaos in order to thrive.
Picture this: There are the traffic lights, which are of no consequence in the morning rush hour traffic, as policemen seek to stamp their authority. Unfortunately, those who cannot see the policeman in control assume that the traffic lights have been breached, and start honking. (A typical disease we are afflicted with). As they near the signal itself ( close to 20 minutes for a 50 m distance), they understand the reality, and honk even more, (in order to force the guy to crash into someone).
However, there are 2 policemen here, giving absolutely contradictory instructions. In fact, each guy is allowing vehicles from 2 perpendicular roads to move on. Note that there is no confusion, simply because the vehicles being asked to move don't simply care about what's going to (or can) hit them. I am astonished that such a thing hasn't happened so far.
No point blaming the policemen though, or for that matter, the few Samaritans who care to help in major traffic milieu. It's somewhere a general lack of respect for the fellow citizens and for the rules, which leads to the absolute anarchy on Indian roads, and causes / can cause accidents, deafness, roadside fights with abuses galore on the female relatives, and loss of peace of mind.
Hoping that someday, the people can show some sense, traffic order can be maintained, even in the midst of a large number of vehicles.
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
6-6-6: Nothing Devilish about it
It’s been 6 months since my last post and my first post after entering the corporate world. My days in employment have been pretty ‘happening’ (for want of a better word) so far, with the 6 weeks training in Kuala Lumpur being the high point. Presenting to you, 6 anecdotes from an awesome time in KL:
Crazy Cabbies
Saturday, June 04, 2011
Tennis Wars and the Emerging Economies
Today, Li Na, the diminutive Chinese tennis player won the French Open, thereby creating history by becoming the first Chinese and Asian-born player to win a singles grand slam. This feat is quite significant, given the fact that China has hardly any background in tennis, where players from the USA, Russia and Belgium have dominated (on the women's side) over the past decade. This victory brings to my mind a matchup between Sania Mirza and Li Na sometime in 2005, about the time when both the players had a ranking of somewhere close to 60-70. Since then, Sania Mirza has gone as high as #27 on the WTA Rankings to as low as #141, reached the 4th Round of the US Open (2005), courted controversy over every action of hers, from attire to husband to advertisements. Her achievements pale in front of Na Li, who will now move to #4 on the WTA Rankings, and has reached both grand slam finals this year.
Somehow, the freedom of the 4th estate has played its own part in Sania Mirza's underachieving career. From the moment she stepped on to the tennis arena, she has been followed by the media, drooling male fans, religious groups, advertising agencies and others alike. For her male following (there is at least some following I presume), it may be attributed to the fact that she is the first prominent Indian woman sportswoman in the era of the internet. She is also perceived as glamourous (for want of a better word). The glamour quotient explains the actions of the ad agencies. The Muslim religious groups have targeted her once too far, for reasons ranging from attire to playing with Shahar Peer (an Israeli) to playing tennis itself. And, her marriage to Saqlain Mushtaq clone Shoaib Malik has only added to the attention around her. And the media, for all these reasons, as also its own joblessness, has followed/stalked her.
It may be said that these myriad distractions, coupled with injuries, can wreck any sportsperson's career. Censorship in China, though a bane for that country, may have benefitted Li Na in her rise to the top, even though it may be argued that China has enough women superstars in badminton and table tennis for Li Na's rise to make an earth-shaking difference.
However, Sania's fellow Hyderabadi Saina Nehwal has had relatively lesser attention on her through her rise from the junior ranks, culminating in her reaching the #2 spot in the BWF Rankings. Even though she has appeared in advertisements for Airtel and Omega oil over the past year, attention on her off-field issues has been pretty minimal (no religious groups and celebrity marriages you see). I remember just one article in Times of India (which HAS to publish a glamorous article on ANY woman it 'deems' to be a celebrity). For some reason, Saina Nehwal hasn't been perceived to have a glamour quotient on par with that of Sania, though the reason may be due to the glamorous nature of women's tennis and the smaller following of badminton in India (Even if badminton tournaments are telecast, there is lower fanfare/marketing around them). ToI, (sigh), however would have you believe otherwise:
Whatever it may be, the lack of media attention/distraction has definitely benefitted Saina Nehwal, and India as well, for we can count on her to bring many more laurels to the Indian nation in the future.
As I sign-off, a question:
Li Na is the first Asian-born player to win a singles grand slam event. Who is the first player of Asian origin to do so? (Answers on your comments please)
Cheers!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
20 months of B-school life has given me an exposure to an innumerable number of presentations, from peers, seniors, juniors, professors and companies. Company presentations i.e. 1 hour sessions (duration dependent on the verbosity of the presenter or the hyperactiveness of the students) show up 1-2 months prior to the placement processes. Here is how a standard B-school company presentation (ppt) proceeds:
Prologue: Students chattering outside the ppt room, while the presenters decide what to speak. A brief welcome to the company, and here we go.
Presenter (P): Thank you so much for your time..........(occasional fillers to get the audience to laugh/show interest/wake up)...........we have a ppt (file) for the presentation, but would prefer more of a discussion...........(you have the license to interrupt us and ask (stupid) questions).
NOTE: If P is an alumnus, he/she first duly mentions the same, and talks about the fact that he dozed off on the same benches as us, leading to applause.
(P resumes): We are a $xyz billion enterprise, and have a base in ____ countries. We have been steadily growing over the past few years (words like fortune 500 clients, market share along with bright colored pie charts etc).......our business model is blah blah........(high probability of words like customer/client focus, synergy, end-to-end solutions, implementation, business strategy coming in)...............
P will try to reduce the vagueness of the presentation by stating 3/4/5 (any more and it gets confusing and verbose) tenets on which it operates (which would mean words like management, quality, innovation, customer, organization etc in various permutations and combinations)
Having eulogized the virtues of the company, P now tries to ‘market’ the company to the students/prospective companies, which would involve jargon like career growth, flexibility of roles, work-life balance, challenging work, client-facing...note that the word “role” may be repeated up to a 100 times in a span of 15 minutes at this point.
NOTE: P will speak a lot more, and the talk will be 100 times less structured than this blog post, which is where the attempt at tenets comes in (refer to para above). The marketing of the company is interspersed with the rest of the ppt. However, the words most likely used still remain the same.
At irregular intervals during the talk, Hyper-Enthu Nutcases (HENs) will ask questions, which may range from perfectly relevant (salary, location, interview process) to the absolutely irrelevant (‘which product will you be launching in 2030?’, ‘Will you also conduct a case study competition next year?’). The questions flow in after the 25% duration mark, and mainly after the 75% mark, until about 90% of the ppt is done, by which point everyone would be having one eye on the door and another on the clock.
(P concludes): Any more questions? (2-3 times)...... a few prospective questions thrown in..........thank you for attending the presentation, we look forward to interviewing you/making the mistake of recruiting you/suffering the torture of working with you thereon.
NOTE: If any HEN asks a question during this phase, he/she will be subject to dangerous glares/chappal-on-the-butt treatment or plain simple ostracization, depending on the duration of the subsequent answer and also whether the student is a repeat offender.
EPILOGUE: A subset of the HENs will ask the same questions in a different manner, thereby initiating the process of ‘reverse-marketing’ i.e. marketing themselves to the company. Meanwhile, the others will walk out of the room, criticizing the verbosity of P and the hyperactivity of the HENs.
And so it goes.........
DISCLAIMER: This post is a light-hearted take for generating a few laughs. It does not point to any person/company in particular, and shouldn't be taken in the wrong sense by anyone.
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